Cleveland... you suck.
Why would Lebron want to stay in that death-hole, black-hole, armpit, mistake on the lake place? I mean all of your teams are garbage.
This list is just off the top of my head.....
1 - The Drive by John Elway
2 - Ernest Byner - oh noes the fumbles
3 - The year of no NFL - Art Modell was probably the smarted man alive when he made that decision to leave.
4 - Indians....rofl (they even had to make a Movie "Major League" (and several bad sequels) to give Cleveland baseball some justice.
5- Lake on Fire?? Did that really happen - wow.
6 - Drew big glasses - hes not funny - and Cleveland doesn't Rock..
7 - Dawg pound. That is where animals go to be put to sleep. Nice idea there.
8 - Quarterbacks - LOLs. Your best QB was Bernie K. I should do some research, but its not worth it - nothing to prove here.
9 - Lake effect snow... Have fun with that.
10 - Lebron James should still be idolized. The single best icon your piss poor city has every had. You should have a Rocky like statue of him at every venue. You where lucky to have him for the time you did.
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